My balls.

[BarnyardAnimal]

I think I could impregnate half of China with one load.

 

[beetman]

You are full of shit.

El Grokko, on the other hand, could impregnante ALL of India.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I need a gummint grant.

Subsidy, at least,
something

MY BALLS

:cryingcry

 

[beetman]

:realtongu

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I see all these wimmen and they just want to be impregnated by my balls. So many have said yes. So many say no.

It's the truth.

I can handle it.

 

[beetman]

Doesn't this thread belong in the "no rubbers" room?

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

I like wimmen. What can I say?

Sometimes when I ejaculate, seriously, I impregnate all the women on my street. Even the women that are just standing around waiting for a bus.

My sperm, they fly around. They coordinate.

 

[beetman]

And the women go "Aaaaaahhhhh!"

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

oh yeah, they love it

I love it, too

Their boobs get bigger. It's just a thing of mine. I like big boobs and I like to impregnate wimmen.

 

[beetman]

What do you think about big butts.

 

[XxxMT23xxX]

This Thread Sucks Without Pics Of Big Breasted Women!!!!

 

[beetman]

Yeah, come on Barnyard Animal. Post some n00dz of the ladies you like.

 

[-Slim-]

Wow.

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

Pictures/images are against my religion.

 

[joeyfitzclick]

I want the 30 seconds of my life back that I just wasted reading this.

 

[bdubs]

:lolBIG: That is HI-Larious! I was thinking the same thing. :missingte

 

[BarnyardAnimal]

My balls.

 

[docmercer--banned]

Barnyard: is this your article??

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One testicle is bigger than the other, but both look too big. What can I do about it? With about 85% of the guys the left testicle is larger than the right one. With men that are left-handed it’s normally the right one. Between men the testicles vary in size quite a bit. They are comparable in size till boys are about ten years of age. With some guys they’ll stay small, but with others they increase in size, sometimes becoming 5 times as big. Size is unrelated to fertility. It’s in fact quite unimportant. What looks good is a matter of taste. Some like it big, others like it small. But whatever your preference, you cannot change the size.
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